Minty`s broke his foot !!!!

[Minty]

What a crap day .
Had massive foot pain for the past 3 days so decided to get it X-rayed today only to find a break and ligament damage.
DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED .
So heres me with a new half plot just been rotavated and can`t do bu@@er all with it, can`t even get down to the greenhouse to water the seedlings.
Any chance of a cheer me up ???
Minty

[smallblueplanet]

Wow! Is it a metatarsel injury like what famous footballers get!

I mean, awww really sorry to hear that Minty, how long til you can get about again?

[Minty]

Wow! Is it a metatarsel injury like what famous footballers get!

I mean, awww really sorry to hear that Minty, how long til you can get about again?

Thanks SBP, your sympathy was always going to be bitter/sweet
Got to go back on tuesday for further assessment (what ever that means).
So who knows, not bloody long i hope!!!!!.
Thanks Minty

[janeyo]

Ow... look on the bright side, if you have no idea how you did it you can think up the most amazing lies to tell people how you did it, while recovering and not being allowed to do any gardening!
maybe your mates can come and help as you are incapacitated? You can sit and 'supervise' with a few tinnies while they do the hard graft for you

[Seahorse]

I'm minded to get out the teasing stick now you're defenceless but I'll be gentle instead

If I lived a bit nearer, I'd be round with a spade and a watering can. Hope it heals quickly.

[Minty]

Ow... look on the bright side, if you have no idea how you did it you can think up the most amazing lies to tell people how you did it, while recovering and not being allowed to do any gardening!
maybe your mates can come and help as you are incapacitated? You can sit and 'supervise' with a few tinnies while they do the hard graft for you

Like it, like it

[Minty]

I'm minded to get out the teasing stick now you're defenceless but I'll be gentle instead

If I lived a bit nearer, I'd be round with a spade and a watering can. Hope it heals quickly.

Thanks, please feel free to use the teasing stick, it will take my mind off the pain.
However distance is no object, the taxi is ordered and Lincoln bound, wrap the kids up warm, i have spades and watering cans to suit all ages
Thanks Minty

[trousers]

minty what a bugger, sorry question sport on now, post later....

[Seahorse]

Thanks, please feel free to use the teasing stick, it will take my mind off the pain.
However distance is no object, the taxi is ordered and Lincoln bound, wrap the kids up warm, i have spades and watering cans to suit all ages
Thanks Minty

I'll get me coat...

[wellie]

Don't worry now Minty Minty Minty,

Wellie's here to mop your brow honeybunny.....
X

[Minty]

What makes it so annoying is that i have been offered 2 tons of pea gravel on freecycle for collection tomorrow morning ,
Minty X

[NSB]

You could always get a bin bag and some cellotape and go in the garden!!! keep your plaster dry

[Minty]

Don't worry now Minty Minty Minty,

Wellie's here to mop your brow honeybunny.....
X

Thanks Wellie for mopping my brow.However who is going to carry me upstairs to night nights time ???????
Hark as the vine goes silent

[Alice]

What a shame Minty. The gremlins just get you when you're not looking. Hope it all gets better soon. Alice x

[wellie]

NSB - that was clever wit....
Minty Minty Minty
See Wellie dust off Stanner Stair Lift and book of 'Bedtime Stories' now that BC's heard them all. Mind you, that Pinochio bloke's got a point?